Wow, you go to inner city hospital cafeterias enough you begin to be delighted with a cafeteria that doesn’t require a trek through the deepest annals of the facility to eat salisbury steak. Not only did Overlake Hospital, in the upper class satellite city of Bellevue, east of Seattle, not make me take the trudge of the damned, they had a friggin’ piano player in the lobby.
She’s real, I talked to her. Her name is Consuelo Corbett (she looked like a Rose to me though, I have no idea why). She was very nice and inquisitive as she plunked away Christmas standards on the shiny black grand paino.
There are a many places to choose from in proximity to the Overlake lobby. There’s a Starbucks and a salad and sandwich cafe, but my interest resided one floor down. It had a little glassed area, an upper and lower outdoor patio, and a large seating area with a television (not a normal feature of the places I’ve been so far).
The area where they serve food is set into a small cramped space where there are three food windows and a computerized ordering system. I tried to use the system, but I couldn’t find the special. Either way, I had to wait a while and flag down an employee to get me the special that was featured on the plate outside the service area. The area looked like during a rush it would get mighty packed and frustrating. I’m glad I was there around 1:30.
The lady that took my order was very nice and gave me a heaping plate of noodles and vegetables with four giant shrimp on top. I grabbed a cheesecake (their featured desert). There was also a soda fountain, another uncommon feature for some reason, perhaps bottles are more sanitary…who knows?
I was a little disappointed that they didn’t have silverware, only plastic utensils, which contributes to the death of the planet. However, the cashier was chipper enough to strip away my skepticism when I paid for my food.
I settled at a random table in the main room because the atrium room looked like it was set up for a party. I watched Wayne Brady on Let’s Make A Deal engage in a rap about a product that embarrassed the whole African American culture. I sipped my Diet Coke and examined my meal.
It was colorful and not something I would anticipate hailing from a hospital kitchen. Regardless, I took the first bite of my meal not expecting much and found layers of wonderful soy, ginger, sesame, lemon, fresh green onion and cilantro unfold in my mouth. It was a cold noodle salad that one would enjoy for lunch on the patio at a Northwest/Asian fusion bistro. The shrimp had been frozen and thawed (the only way they usually come in the Northwest), but large and yummy. Though I’ve had this before (and even made it home a couple of times), it was wonderful and better than I made at home.
The meal wasn’t perfect though. I looked around and not only was my table not clean, but most of them around me weren’t wiped. I suppose the staff was busy doing other stuff or it was right after the rush, but a little gross.
The parking was a little weird too, because they allow an hour for free, then it’s four bucks. The walk from the parking garage to the cafeteria and back takes up 15 minutes, then there’s the 10 minutes of bumbling around like an idiot looking for things, it doesn’t leave for a relaxing lunch. But if you’re at a hospital, you’re probably not there for just an hour, which is a healthy portion of what a friend of mine would call “weak sauce.”
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I enjoyed my meal, however it wasn’t really “all that” (you may have noticed that I didn’t mention the cheese cake). All in all, I really enjoyed the experience and the cafeteria seemed to have lots of choices both healthy and unhealthy. But having dirty tables at a hospital is really bad. I give them two and a half out of four catheters. I’ll go back in the summer and see if that improves with the outdoor seating.

































